Kill a wish

granted, now they make even more stupid people to annoy you

i wish for a lightning storm

granted but it also floods and lightning hits your house frying your computer and television.

I wish the Emoticons where not so lame.

granted now it shows your girlfriend naked

i wish for xbox 360 wifi adapter

granted you now have 10 of them but none of them work.

I wish for a better computer.

granted, but your monitor is .5in X .5in

I wish I had a large cold brew

granted, you get your cold brew, but its stale brew. ew.


I wish I had a 100% perfect, nothing wrong with it at all, couldn't be any better, but not so good something bad happens to it, but not so mediocre either, 100% in-destructible, and it doesn't smell bad, or taste bad, it doesn't catch on fire, or hurt my eyes or nothing; from my all-time favorite store, served by the most beautiful waitress, in a perfect enviornment, with no body I dont like around, and no bad stuff going on period.. .. ... a pizza.

(with all my favorite toppings, and no other toppings that would mess up my pizza in any way shape or form.)

granted you get your perfect pizza but on the way to the table your beautiful waitress trips on a loose shoe string and drops the hot fresh perfect pizza all over you and as you jump up you also fall face first into a hot serving of tomato sauce.

I wish i had video taped your perfect pizza adventure.

Granted. You get your video tape, but you slip on a piece of pineapple and you and your tape joins Aftermathe in his hot serving of tomato sauce.

I wish I had a Sony Bravia for my Xbox.

granted. but your xbox gets permanent RROD and can't be fixed anymore.

i wish i could travel around the world.

Granted, you go to Bratislava and get mugged before travelling further...

I wish I could master C

granted, but now everything else masters you

i wish for a cool day

granted you wake up to LL cool J rapping at the foot of you bed. then walk into to the kitchen to see Coolio eating the last of your cereal. then you kick them out only to see Jay Z thinking he is cool but getting trampled by by the Waynes brothers bumbing Easy E on the radio "cool riden". As a drive by happens. you are unhit by bullets but they shot your 40 ounce which is filling up the area that you jumped in to avoid getting shot, with Jay Z and Coolio's body on top of you LL cool J runs out and fall on top of you all leaving you to drown in the spilt 40 ounce on the bright side your not hot.

I wish for a happy day

granted. but your luck has turn out to be the worst ever.


i wish everyone xbox will be broken beyond repaired.

granted now microsoft only makes computers agian and Sony (playstation) dominates the industry leaving Nintendo to go bankrupt. untill 2010 when Microsoft releases the Ybox and is built into the tv's so everyone has one.

I wish the Wii played movies and music.

granted but you have to constantly spin the controler above your head to make the CD spin.

i wish i had a PS3.

granted.but your ps3 cant play any game.

i wish i have a cute puppy.

granted but it dies after 5 minuts

i wish i had a new computer

granted but ur computer explode after 3 minute and burn your house

i wish i have a new hand phone

granted but after one call it electrocutes you to death. leaving you extra crispy.

I wish I had my own island.

granted but it full of poison snake.when u go up then you die

i wish i have a detached house

granted but it will never attach agian and when you try it falls apart smashing you. pancakes anyone?

I wish there was more activity on these games.

Granted. but after a few hours every1 quit playing games.


i wish i can have sex with taylor swift.

Granted but there's gonna be a whole crowd of lil kids booing you while u have it.

I wish for chocolate...

granted but ur choclate is too sweet untill it full of ant and you cant it eat

i wish i have pizza

Granted but the slices are so big you cant fit them into your mouth!

I wish the chocolate wasnt too sweet?