Kill a wish

Heres the deal, I make a wish and then you tell me how I get my wish, but how that wish turns out horrible, then you make a wish, then the next person ruins your wish, and so forth and so on. So for example...

Lady: I wish I had some means of convincing my mom to let me go to My friends House.

Me: Granted! But only if your mom goes with you... and talks about the old days when she was young!

Ill go first, i wish i could fly.

Granted! BUT your butt will itch into the infinity and beyond! AND your arms will be too short to reach!

I wish i had a faster car..

granted, its so fast you cant catch it and it gets away.

i wish for cooler weather at my house.

Granted, but it is so cold you are forced to live in an IGLO!

i wish there were more forum games..

granted. but your keyboard breaks so you can't play them.

I wish for a 5'3 blonde babe

Granted. but i kicked your ass since you stole my girlfriend

I wish more people would be active on the forum

wish granted; but they're actively talking smack about you. lol.

I wish I had 100,000 army in dt.

you get your 100,000 army, but they're all wearing too'too's and glass slippers.

wish I had a million bucks.

granted, but the whish make missread your wish and granted you 1 mill BUGS instead.

i wish i had a new pet

granted, its an alligator and bites your arm off... twice!

i wish i got better tv reception x.x

granted. but all your reception now will pick up is man-porn.

wish i had a faster pc

granted, but its so unstable it crashes every time it loads something.

i wish for the campers around my house to go home :/

Granted, but they leave these 2 guys in you living room.



just staring at you..


i wish for a warmer weather around my house.

I'm sorry. but haha, that made me LOL. those two in my living room.. wheres my shotgun.

you get your warmer weather, but those two migrate towards warmer weather.


I wish something good would come on tv.

granted, its so good the tv screen breaks and ur unable to watch it.

i wish the grass was greener... XP

granted. but it turns so dark green it looks black.

i wish evryone a happy newyear..

granted, but you end up going through time and missing the new year.

i wish it would stop raining for the night

granted, but it starts snowing instead!

i wish i had a big mac!

granted, its so big it squashed you flat

i wish for something to eat which isnt a big mac

granted, its a small mac. So small you can't finde it.

i wish i was an animal.

Granted: you are a little rat that gets caught in a trap only to die stareing at the cheese.

I wish the days where longer.

granted, days now last for 25 hours

i wish for a better aircon

granted, but it breaks down after 5 min of usage.

i wish i had an inflatable possum!

Granted: but it blows up in your face and the air from inside gags you to death while falling over a cofee table into a television.

I wish for a giant television (like 100x100 feet).

granted. but the only channel/movie it will play is old hairy man on man sweat porn.


wish I could go back in time and slap stupid peoples moms & dads in the face before they had sex and made the stupid people that piss me off today.